Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Poppin’ Beans for Performance

Jelly beans, that is. Researchers are taking a look at how different supplements designed to help replenish glucose levels in the body actually affect workout performance… including jelly beans. I foresee crazy controversies…

“I’m sorry, but you’ve been disqualified from competing in this Olympic event.”
“Why am I being disqualified?”
“In the earlier heats, we caught you popping… jelly beans.”

But they’ll never catch me dropping a few beans to keep up. Never! ‘Cause I’d rather get my glucose fix through gummy bears. ^_^

Jeffery Stevenson ... 12:07 am  
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